Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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