Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Dick very happy bro
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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