We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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