I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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