I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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