This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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