so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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