Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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