something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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