I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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