How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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