Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
love makes seman taste better
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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