So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you win again, gameday.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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