if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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