i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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