what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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