I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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