Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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