she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
