I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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