I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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