well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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