Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
