thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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