After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Randomize
