i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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