Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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