i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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