okay pat passed out under dana's car
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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