do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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