i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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