They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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