i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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