Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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