Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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