I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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