just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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