U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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