if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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