Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.