I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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