My nipple is on Facebook.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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