Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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