My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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