you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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