I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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