that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Come see our sink grown plant.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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