I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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