Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
