White coat. Heels.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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