you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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