I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My vagina is officially offended.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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