Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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