bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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