Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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