we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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